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Squirrel traps family in their home: Strongsville Police Blotter
By Sun News staff
May 06, 2010, 10:07AM


ANIMAL COMPLAINT, DRAKE ROAD: Residents called police because they were trapped in their home by a temperamental squirrel.

The squirrel was desperate to get in the house, according to the residents. The squirrel kept jumping at the garage door and would run at the residents any time they opened a door.

ANIMAL COMPLAINT, SOUTHPARK CENTER: Several motorists called police on Sunday because a large turtle was blocking the entrance to the Westfield-SouthPark Shopping Center.

The turtle was taking a long time to cross the Howe Road entrance to the mall. The motorists were afraid the turtle would get hit by a car.

Cleveland Sun Star Courier

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  1. Chaos
    Posted May 13, 2010 at 1:48 am Permalink

    Krazy, could we move there, please? It seems to be a nice place if this is worth news:
    “Employees of Chestnut Lakes Apartments called police Friday after a 1-year-old girl wandered into the lobby. ”
    - AHHH, she wandered all the way to the lobby.. Who knows what could have happened there.

    “An officer helped a mother duck and her ducklings safely cross the intersection of Lenox Drive and Howe Road.”
    - Police, always there when you need them most.

    “A woman reported last Thursday that she believes someone is maliciously spraying Nair or permanent solution in her hair while she is at work.”
    - Maybe she’s the one that chased the ducks across the road? And the kid into the lobby???

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  3. Chaos
    Posted May 14, 2010 at 4:52 pm Permalink

    I didn’t wanna go anyways

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