Lost … with or without Google (a retarded AK 47 story)

Ok, here’s a little story made possible by Google.  Let’s start off with a relatively normal web site (maybe even a blog) that describes the ordering experience of the ARMY AK-47.

“Reasons for ordering/reviewing:
I ordered this gun because I am a huge fan of the classic AK-47.  I picked the ARMY AK-47 specifically because the CM.028 had lackluster performance, the newer and improved CM.031 was a modern AK-74M, and the JG only manufactures tactical models and the beta spetz.  …

Ordering Experience:
At first only gunnerairsoft, a Hong Kong-based dealer carried the ARMY AK-47, but recently pointact began carrying it.  Pointact is a wholesale site with cheaper prices, but a $100 minimum order.   Me and some of my friends ordered together to meet their $100 minimum order and our order was shipped quickly and satisfactorily. …

First Impressions:
I was overjoyed when the massive cardboard pointact box showed up at my house.  I sifted through the various guns my friends had ordered until I found mine, the ARMY AK-47….”

So far, so good. Nothing out of the ordinary.

“What hit me first was the anticipated box art. Yes, it does indeed say “The World’s First Mentally Disabled Rapper.”  Now, I’ve seen some Engrish in my time, but this takes the cake. What are they even trying to tell me? The world may never know.

Wow, I even got the “Laudability Package.” Usually you have to pay extra for that.

After about an hour of laughing at the terrible Engrish, I finally opened the box.  Inside, was my AK-47 and its accessories, in all their shrink-wrapped, Chinese-made glory.”

You may ask yourself at this point how this could have happened.  We have seen Engrish before, but are they really trying to tell us something, did they use Google translator, or did they simply Google a description for AK47 and that’s what they found?

If you take some time and actually google it, you will find  .. Ta-dah!        AK47 “The world’s first mentally disabled rapper”

You can read more about the ordering experience here:


Find out all you can handle about the rapper here:


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  1. Posted July 26, 2010 at 5:11 pm Permalink

    I want one!

  2. Chaos
    Posted July 26, 2010 at 5:22 pm Permalink

    Well, he said they had to order several to get up to $100, so…. go ahead. (You were talking about the gun, right?)


    The retarded one is out of stock though.

  3. Chaos
    Posted July 26, 2010 at 5:39 pm Permalink

    Could I get this Hello Kitty one?

  4. Posted July 26, 2010 at 6:24 pm Permalink

    Not sure I want a BB gun, if I order one and don’t get a retarded rapper I’ll be pissed.

    If you try painting my real AK-47 pink I’m going to be happy not going to be happy.

  5. Chaos
    Posted July 27, 2010 at 12:02 pm Permalink

    I don’t know if you can get a REAL retarded rapper one.

    And I assume you meant “I’m NOT going to be happy”

    Why can’t I have my own?

  6. Posted July 27, 2010 at 12:05 pm Permalink

    Get your own, just don’t paint mine!

  7. Chaos
    Posted July 27, 2010 at 3:27 pm Permalink

    I don’t want to paint yours… I want my OWN

  8. Posted July 27, 2010 at 7:31 pm Permalink

    Your own “machiiiine gun!”?

    It does have a nice intimidation factor, I’m not sure if Hello Kitty would increase or decrease that.

  9. Boris
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 6:09 pm Permalink

    I have tertiary syphilis.

  10. Chaos
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 12:14 am Permalink

    I think Hello Kitty would decrease the intimidation factor, but it would increase the humiliation factor.

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