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GZM Beer Summit

Three Cordoba Lights please!

Alas, the old “Shut Up!, he explained” manuever ala Weenie Hut Juniors totally fails to get a handle on the Ground Zero You Know What, and the amazing insensitivity of certain HAMAS fanboys to tolerate anything except their own intolerant views seems awful suspect.

Perhaps, it’s time to tie one on (tore up from the floor up Yo!) with a GZM Beer Summit?

“…The polarizing conflict over the proposed M’Hammedist Cultural Center in lower Manhattan has become as nasty as it is unnecessary. If leaders on all sides managed to address the dispute in a broader perspective, it ought to become obvious that Americans actually agree on both of the key issues in the debate.

“…Most Americans would welcome an obvious compromise that honors both sides to this dispute. Yes, build the mosque. And yes, find a less-controversial location.

Pic “…And get blinded out of your mind…” from the besotted be otches at GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD

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Unconventional Weaponry LXIX


Oh the humanity!

Palestine’s Holocaust Of The Week – created by Little Satan – revolves around the 7th century concept of ‘honor” (note – ‘honor’ in a crunk and disorderly hood like Arab League seems to lie betwixt a grrl’s legs).

Rowdy suspect rejectionist, intolerant Palestinians have been phot’d en flagrente (spiritually please) in a helpless, shamefully honor free, powerless sitch, while a hot! conscript voltiguerre ala femme exhibits total control and power.

Perhaps Little Satan should offer some of those new clear piggy ciggies or sexed up bubblegum in a fun, free exchange to snatch hot! intell on Palestine’s Panty Police
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Hot sticky gossip ala FoPo Online in the Iview with Def Sec Gates.

Surprisingly good Iview – considering the questioner Dr F. Kaplan’s penchant for Great Satan hating.

Sec Gates admits he’ll hang til we all “know whether the strategy is working in Afghanistan”

He also brought up 2012 Electile Dysfunction:

“…The point of all of that is I think that by next year I’ll be in a position where, you know, we’re going to know whether the strategy is working in Afghanistan. We’ll have completed the surge. We’ll have done the assessment in December. And it seems like somewhere there in 2011 is a logical opportunity to hand off.

“…I think that it would be a mistake to wait until January 2012. First of all, I think we might have trouble getting the kind of person they want if there’s a possibility that they might only be in the job for a year. You know, who knows what the election situation will look like. But also I just think this is not the kind of job you want to fill in the spring of a presidential election. So I think sometime in 2011 sounds pretty good.

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Unconventional Weaponry #69

Oh Snap!

“…Taste It Bite It Chew it Pop It Lick It Smack It Move It Drop It Crack It Snap It
You know you want my bubblegum!”

It’s true y’all – that wild wicked Little Satan has scored an incredible break through in advanced Weapons Tech.

Sexed up bubble gum!

Deploying the weapon in the Strip – HAMAS intell cats quickly caught on to the effects and took steps to try and counter the hoochiefication of Gaza Girls.

An interesting precursor to those weaponized panties that recently appeared in the Strip

Pic “Know that you like it – you wanna piece…” from GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD

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The Scuds Of Hiz’B'Allah

Oh Snap! Conflicting signals of conflict are conflicting the ME. Hot! gossip that Little Satan’s spy drones have been co opted for Hiz’B'Allah benefit is just the tip of the tongue bay bee!

Little Satan’s “…strategic planners paint a future for the Middle East as one that is shifting rapidly as a result of the introduction of advanced weaponry, refined tactics by non-state military forces, unstable governments and the strengthening of what has been dubbed the “radical axis.”

Now comes deets that those Hiz’B”Allah Scud D missiles (think a V2 Rocket – no guidance – they really are dumb!) have moved from Syria into Leb.

Several storage sites for these rockets in Syria belong to Hizballah.

With the transfer of weapons has also gone a steady stream of intelligence that concerns officials here.

Inshallah! Axis of Evil’s recent War Council gets real with Scud missiles in the bloody hands of rocket rich rejectionists led by the overtly robust and girthy Body Part Collector General.

Get your game on now for the Indirect Approach!

“That’s where Syria transferred some Scud-Ds to Hezbollah,” he says. “Some stayed in the swap zones in Syria and others went to depots in Lebanon. But while everybody is concerned about the Scuds, they are no more problematic than the M600 missiles.”

Russia has supplied intelligence to Syria, and the intel-sharing between Syria, Hezbollah and Iran is huge, say analysts here.

“The J-2 [intelligence organization] of the Lebanese military is totally penetrated by Hezbollah,” says the senior Israeli official.

“There are 130 Shiite villages [in southern Lebanon] that provide firing sites for short- and medium-range rockets. They have a concept of operations completely separate from the Lebanese army. There are at least 22 weapon storage sites and 13 command-and-control or headquarters locations.

Pic “Scud Ho” – GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD

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Palestine’s Panty Police


Call for backup!

The ever risible Strip - same cats who fairly and freely voted in the world’s very first suicide regime (rocket rich – natch! ) are battling crime with a new squad of coppers.

The Panty Police.

Applications online for HAMAS’s new school law enforcement can be sent here.

Help keep Palestinian shame and honor betwixt a girl’s legs, instead of where it really belongs…

Pic ‘Commentary deleted” by the staff at GrEaT sAtAn”s gIrLfRiEnD

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New Clear Piggy Ciggy

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em!

The totally Gay Free Persia Preacher Command’s ever watchful watching watchers spied global hegemonic chicanery ala Great Satan from a kilometer away!

It’s true – Cigarettes made with pig blood and new clear droppings!

Busted for sneaking in 20 billion ciggy puffs -’taminated with porcine hemoglobin and irradiated with especial nuke flavoring – Iran has scored a major coup against Great Satan and 6th Generational Warfare


Pic “NewClear Menthols Piggy Ciggy” all smoked up with GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD

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Any AFPAK conversation with the feebleminded, easily discouraged or the outright “Defeat At Any Cost” Retreat Loser Lobby often mentions Viet Nam.

Doofus grande’ at best or out right deceit at worst – truth is – AFPAK was never Vietnam and never will be.

More than 58,000 soldiers had died in Vietnam by the time the war ended in 1975. Up to 1,000 GIs were dying every week in 1968, and the overall conflict claimed the lives of at least 3 million Vietnamese and well over half a million Cambodians and Laotians.

At the height of the Vietnam War, there were 543,000 troops on the ground, or well over twice as many as are now deployed in Iraq and Afghanistan combined.

Most likely the thing that shapes ill concieved notions of AFPAK=Vietnam is the Mythology of Tet.

1968’s Tet Offensive has been incorrectly portrayed as a magical event where NVA Regulars and invincible Viet Cong guerrillas double teamed Great Satan and handed her the worst defeat in military history – way worse than the Battle of Corregidor and Kasserine Pass -combined.

And it’s all wrong.

Thankfully, Dr James S Robbins is unleashing “This Time We Win: Revisiting The Tet Offensive” and it is hot!

Literally hot ’cause it’s at the printers today!!

Giving the lie to funk obsessed defeatists from the past – Dr R shows how Viet Cong fought to annihilation – never again able to mount anything even remotely insurgent – and how Americans hop scotched around Vietnam crushing communistic cadre, militant sympathizers and true believers

“…This Time We Win at last provides an antidote to the flawed Tet mythology that continues to shape the perceptions of American military conflicts against unconventional enemies and haunt our troops in combat. Indeed, America’s enemies recognize and find inspiration in the prevailing Tet narrative.

“…The result is an explosion of the conventional wisdom on this infamous battle, one that offers real lessons for today’s unconventional wars. Without a clear understanding of these lessons, we will find ourselves reliving the Tet Offensive again and again.

Another Offensive launched from GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD

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Weenie Hut Juniors

For the un discom – SpongeBob – ulated, there is an especial place in Bikini Bottom called “Weenie Hut Jr’s” where “…nerds and little babies…” can hang out and discuss events of the day.

Who would have ever thought the real world has a real live “Weenie Hut Juniors?!”

Pic – “It’s not cool to mock the afflicted” by the staff @ GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD

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Drones Gone Wild! The Box Set

For Great Satan fans – it’s always a treat to learn about those hottie naughty airborn intelligent weapon thingys that deliver agony, death and misery precisely onto the heads of our intolerant, girl fearing, head chopping creepy enemies.

Lucky enough to own the Drones Gone Wild! Remix?

Hold up bay bee!

CFR blangs the bling with a magical collection of Drones Gone Wild stuff.


Gone wild @ GrEaT sAtAn’S gIrLfRiEnD

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