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Book Throwing

Oh! It’s true bay bee!

The ancient concept of printed page bound and spined can serve tons of uses.

Like reminding a certain World Leader to develop steel shanks for a spine.

Hot! unverified gossip deets that the recent book chucking incident involving 44 featured an incredibly essential tome for any serious thinkers library.

“This Time We Win” by daemoneoconically delishful delight Dr James S Robbins about the Tet Offensives swings both ways – not only offering the best historical analysis about the ancient Viet Cong and NVA New Year Offensive – yet it is also fully crunk with much needed spiritual lessons about AFPAK.

All the cool kids know 44 secretly wishes to hop on the Afghanistan UnAssing Consortium train (kindred spirits indeed – all academics, wishful journalists, lazy defeatists and nary a uniform in sight) thus throwing “This Time We Win” at 44 serves a higher purpose than oh, say, rowdy foreigners chucking shoes at 43.

Perhaps book chucking is the Great Satan version of Arabic shoe throwing?

Pic “Get your copy of “This Time We Win” today!” with the research staff from GrEaT sAtAn”s gIrLfRiEnD

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As best understood – Land of the Pure’s motto could very well be something like – “Hey y’all! Watch this!”

In one part of this fake believe nation/state Talibani enthusiasts stream girl beating promo vids while 69 miles (no wonder they use kilometers, nicht war?;) away at an airbase Pak Grrls learn to fly combat jets

Hot gossip ’bout NATO hunter killer sky borne cats sweetly annihilating those double Durand line dealing Haqqies from Paki and the resulting riot of torched up s’pply vehics.

All the jank about Land of the Pure being tore up from the floor up about Drones Gone Wild! literally raining death, destruction agony and misery (hope it’s slow and painful) onto the pointy little heads of creeps, jerks and murderous intolerants is actually quite suspect.

Why cause?

Be cause!

‘Member way back when Newsweek faked the Great Gitmo K’ran flushing? Land of the Pure staged  an off the rails event that netted almost 20 innocent protesting dead m’hammedists complete with stomped out guts.

Or when Madame Benazir was murdered by girlophobic jackasses and ‘Wackystan” totally went off the rails. Or, the rowdy riotous activity blinging out of K’Rachi recently after  yet another political hit which, btw, sets up a rather convincing raison d’etre’ re : recent events via NATO s’pply treks.

This is significantLand of the Pure seems A Otay with Drones Gone Wild! – yet Great Satan’s  same client new clear Army with a nation/state attached is drawing the line at manned airships blasting enemies to pieces from across that magical super sovereign borderless border.

And PAK army deploying those oui oui hot French style Crotale AD missile batteries in enemy heavy turf may very well mean – Land of the Pure could loose their only ‘friend’ in the world.

Pic – “All my loving” from GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD

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The Sudanese Intervention of 2011


Despite the fact that 44’s UN Lady is a smoking choking expert texpert on the Hitlerian scale genocide fields of Sudan and 44’s appearance at the UN’s Sudan hook up – events are cruising toward conflict betwixt the m’Hammedist North and Xian South

Le Stache’ Grande’ explains

‘…Ticking time bomb” is the entirely accurate way Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton recently described Sudan. There is every indication the country is nearing a breakup, almost certainly into its northern and southern halves, and perhaps additional fragments.

“…The central question is not if dissolution will occur, but whether it will proceed relatively peacefully or whether renewed military conflict inside Sudan is inevitable, possibly spilling into neighboring countries.

Oh snap!

Bordering 9 (!) different nation states in Africa – if Sudan gets totally off the hook – again – a fully crunk intervention would most likely not stop ’til the world’s very first sitting head of state indicted for war crimes and crimes against humanity either goes Milosevic’ or Ceausescu

Either way is fine

Pic – “It’s a problem sir, and it can’t be bent”from GrEaT sAtAn”s gIrLfRiEnD

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In the world of cyber d’guerre, a magically delish – one of a kind virally virus thingy first met when a Belarus-based security company discovered it on computers belonging to an Iranian client back in July.

Since then – it’s appeared and spread through Iran, India and Indonesia.

It’s Stuxnet - built by a very sophisticated and capable attacker – possibly a nation state – and Stuxnet was designed to destroy something big.

.“…Stuxnet is going to be the best studied piece of malware in history. We will even be able to do process forensics in the lab. Again, the attacker must know this.

“…Therefore, the whole attack only makes sense within a very limited timeframe. After Stuxnet is analzyed, the attack won’t work any more. It’s a one-shot weapon. So we can conclude that the planned time of attack isn’t somewhen next year. We must assume that the attack did already take place.We are also assuming that it was successful. So let’s check where something blew up recently.

Iran’s Bushehr new clear site!

“…It is hard to ignore the fact that the highest number of infections seems to be in Iran. Can we think of any reasonable target that would match the scenario? Yes, we can.

“…Look at the Iranian nuclear program. Strange — they are presently having some technical difficulties down there in Bushehr. There also seem to be indications that the people in Bushehr don’t seem to be overly concerned about cyber security.

Pic “Stuxnet attacks critical Siemans Code Organizational Block 35 and could easily cause a refinery’s centrifuge to malfunction”

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Saudi Bling Bling!

Bling! The original He Man Women Hater Kingdom just scored the largest arms deal in history! Snatching up hot weaponized goodies like

The deal will authorize Saudilanders to buy as many as 84 new F-15 fighters, upgrade 70 more, and purchase three types of helicopters—70 Apaches, 72 Black Hawks and 36 Little Birds.
The hot! sweet part of all this is that Gay Free Persia’s Preacher Command has to seriously re think and retarget those 11K missiles per minute - on Saudi airfields scattered throughout the peninsula of intolerance.

Bling bling bay bee! from GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD

“…On top of the $60 billion package of fighter jets and helicopters, Great Satan is discussing a potential $30 billion package to upgrade Saudi Arabia’s naval forces. An official described these as “discreet, bilateral conversations” in which no agreement has yet been reached. That deal could include littoral combat ships, surface vessels intended for operations close to shore.

“…Talks are also underway to expand Saudi Arabia’s ballistic-missile defenses. Great Satan is encouraging the Saudis to buy systems known as THAAD—Terminal High Altitude Defense—and to upgrade its Patriot missiles to reduce the threat from Iranian rockets. Unclear how much this package would be worth.

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Worldly Shorties


Gotta getcha shorty on!

Faster than a Speeding Bullet Dept.

Like a hot! player with full game on – Pierre Cardin? (check) haute couture? (check) wad of – uh – cash – big enough to choke a horse? (check) killer ride? (check) Wicked promises of an entire evening of neverending tingly tingling on the tang tang? (check) – xforms into more like 6 uncomfortable minutes of gymnastics that delivers nothing! What, wait – that’s it?!!

News that violent violence has totally smitten the never ending forever quest for something something ‘Palestine” – HAMAS rejectionists (Izzy Deen al K’Ssam) fire off some state sponsored free lance rocketry and get bleeding smushed up by Little Satan’s deadly response.

Look for the double nom d’guerr’d Abbas/Mazen guy to jettison jankish jawflapping for peace over a Little Satan Apartment Complex (with coed swimming pool!)

Breach of Faith Dept.

One of the key tenets of wicked Realism and the ammoral, corrupt cult of stability’s ‘Realpolitik’ in l’ era moderne is a Palestine/Little Satan 2 State Illusion will magically blossum into peace, love and happiness the world over.

Oh Snap!! An amazing refudiation by Realpolitik’s 2nd Best Apologist of one of realpolitik’s crucial caches and the ammoral, corrupt cult of stability’s ancient avatars of realism that may have Baker, Brzezinski, Scowcroft and certain elements of the Iraq Study Guys whirling in their dotage.

No surprise! Like divine daemoneoconic avatars psychically predicted eons past, seriously thinking people are 80% neocons – even if they don’t know it!

Uncle Smitty Dept

A bevy of beauties, a host of hotness and sexyful diplopolititay commentary enlightened via Uncle Smitty with detailed deets and shout outs to Uncle Theo, AmPow and yours truly – and that’s only the first half!

Pic “Worldly Shorties” with GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD

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“Everything Does Not Suck”

Double nom de guerre Palestinian Pres Mahmoud Abbas or Abu Mazen may be ready to hit the escape hatch and bail out for his swanky beach front villa in Qatar.
Unverified sources leaked ‘poetry’ from his hackedberry and reveal the embattled ex PLO terrorist enabler who graduated moderate Charm School with Fatah is feeling down.

“Everything does not suck

Everything does not suck

Everything does not suck

Everything does…


Low expectations and High stakes with GrEaT sATAn”s gIrLfRiEnD

Pic – “The heck with it”

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Naval Hook Up


 Britannia Rules the Waves! And the French hang too!

Both NATO cats are preparing to reveal unprecedented plans to share the use of their aircraft carriers in a controversial step to maintain military power in an era of cost-cutting.

“…In a potential threat to thousands of shipyard jobs, the move would make it easier for Britain to scrap or downgrade one of the two replacement carriers which are already under construction at a cost of £5.2billion.

“…David Cameron and President Sarkozy are expected to outline the proposal in a November summit, which will lead to British and French flagships working together and protecting the interests of both countries.

Pic -”Air dominance gets attention!” with the staff at GrEaT sAtAn”s gIrLfRiEnD

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Good Drones Gone Bad!

In Great Satan’s arsenal of future weaponry being deployed today – those wild hottie naughty killer drones got tons of play!

Why cause?

Because – they got tons of game, bay bee!

Hunter killers like Predator and Reaper are notoriously bad girls – always just out of reach of the handwringing attorney brigade - they diss Pakistani sovereignty (yeah – what a hoot!) seek out and slay enemies and enemy enablers anywhere. Anytime. They. Want.

Aside from Sexy Beast - Great Satan also enjoys doing several recon drones – like Little Satan’s ‘Hunter’, and the Shadow (200 RQ 7) there is also Raven.

Sweet, petite, discrete and in heat - Raven actually returns kinda like a boomerang all on her own – no imposing imposed curfews required!

She’s tiny tiny – handheld and hand launched. Raven weighs in at four and a half pounds with a five-foot wingspan and barely 38 inches in length! Raven’s gig gives ‘farsight’ to cats on the ground in a tactical environment from subsquad level on up – thus, ensuring Great Satan’s enemies rec’v the nasty surprise on the battlefield while her forces are sweetly informed with real time intell.

Never has killed anyone – Raven is a good girl.


Pic “Raven is a good girl and almost always makes it home. “ sexed up beyond repair by the staff at GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD

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COIN Versus Hyper Puss

 Hyper Puissance that is.
The debatable debate betwixt Great Satan’s warcraft intelligentsia argues Great Satan should deploy and specialize in one type of hegemonic hotness above any other.

TMP Barnett (and Andrew K – shout out to Ink Spots!) vixenly visioneers Great Satan deploying two 30 years in the future militaries

A “Leviathan Force” to engage in any future ancient set piece battles versus enemy panzergrenadiers, traditional army air forces, carrier battle groups, humanitarian interventions and a Surge ala COIN force to maintain stability in crunk and disorderly hoods.

Pic “Great Satan is kinda crazy and unpredictable – especially in war” by GrEaT sAtAn”s gIrLfRiEnD

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